New England Sports Nut

New Englander stuck in FLA... just livin'

kissmyrask:

youknowyouliveinnovawhen:

This are all pretty accurate to a normal road rager in NOVA… Just saying.

^^^^^^^^yes because i do all these things EXCEPT

1. i use my signal im not a dick from maryland

2. i slow down when car in front of me is trying to merge #niceperson

3. i dont wait till last second to merge

4. i dont honk at traffic jams

BUT OMG YES I WILL CURSE YOU OUT IF YOU YIELD FOR FUCKING INSENSITIVE PEDESTRIANS. AND UGH GOD FORBID YOU SLOW DOWN I AM CHANGING LANES IMMEDIATELY. HAHHA AND I GET SO EMBARRASSED WHEN I CUT YOU OFF BUT THEN HAVE TO SLOW DOWN TO TURN HAHAHAHHAAH

but i feel like a good person when i blast avicii and roll down the windows (even in winter) so cars around me can hear the beauty coming outta my speakers!

(Source: pleatedjeans)

dannywoodhead39: willhirsch: Chara’s a bitch… don’t care how big he is. Rangers all day babyyyyy look at these Bruins making fools of themselves.. But is was for a good cause so i respect that  ^^ GTFO

dannywoodhead39:

willhirsch:

Chara’s a bitch… don’t care how big he is. Rangers all day babyyyyy look at these Bruins making fools of themselves.. But is was for a good cause so i respect that 

^^ GTFO

(via dannywoodhead-39)

iphysianthe: thedailywhat: Monster Slipper of the Day: Tom Boddingham is the proud owner of a brand new monster’s paw-shaped bed. One problem, though: He ordered a slipper. Boddingham says the Chinese company that manufactures the slipper missed the decimal point in his custom order: He wanted a size 14.5 left, but got a size 1,450 instead. “It was sent directly from Hong Kong and measures 210 x 130 x 65cms – the same length as a grizzly bear or a family car,” the 27-year-old for Ilford, East London, is quoted as saying. “I reckon I must be the owner of the biggest slipper in the world.” The Hong Kong-based company has since apologized to Boddingham, and promised to send him a replacement slipper. Asked why the request for a XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL monster’s paw didn’t raise any flags, a spokesman said the employees thought it was meant as a prop for a window display. [mirror.] omg

iphysianthe:

thedailywhat:

Monster Slipper of the Day: Tom Boddingham is the proud owner of a brand new monster’s paw-shaped bed. One problem, though: He ordered a slipper.

Boddingham says the Chinese company that manufactures the slipper missed the decimal point in his custom order: He wanted a size 14.5 left, but got a size 1,450 instead.

“It was sent directly from Hong Kong and measures 210 x 130 x 65cms – the same length as a grizzly bear or a family car,” the 27-year-old for Ilford, East London, is quoted as saying. “I reckon I must be the owner of the biggest slipper in the world.”

The Hong Kong-based company has since apologized to Boddingham, and promised to send him a replacement slipper. Asked why the request for a XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL monster’s paw didn’t raise any flags, a spokesman said the employees thought it was meant as a prop for a window display.

[mirror.]

omg

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